Funny Photographs Sayings

• Buying a Nikon doesn't make you a photographer. It makes you a Nikon owner. - Anonymous
• People say photographs don't lie, mine do. - David LaChapelle
• The quickest way to make money at photography is to sell your camera. - Anonymous
• If you saw a man drowning and you could either save him or photograph the event...what kind of film would you use? -Anonymous
• A definition of a professional photographer: A "pro" NEVER shows anybody the mistakes. - Anonymous
• How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb? 50. One to change the bulb, and forty-nine to say, "I could have done that! - Anonymous
• First Person : "Is that camera fully automatic?" Second Person : "No. You have to take the film to the chemist! - Anonymous
• The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photograph of herself. - Elizabeth Metcalf
• If an old man asks a young girl for a date...
  That's his business.
  If the young girl accepts...
  That's her business.
  If the old man and the girl decide to marry...
  That's their business.
  However, if they want great wedding photographs...
  THAT'S MY BUSINESS!!! - Anonymous